Donut

This is my donut. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

My donut is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.

Without me, my donut is useless. Without my donut, I am useless. I must render my donut true. I must render cleaner than my competition who is using proprietary software. I must remind him that Blender is free and open source and always will be. I will …

My donut and I know that what counts in eating is not the amount of our sprinkles, the color of our glaze, nor the composition of our dough. We know that it is the bites that count. We will bite …

My donut is human, even as I am human, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its glaze and its sprinkles. I will keep my donut clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will …

Before God, I swear this creed. My donut and I are the defenders of my saturation. We are the masters of our hunger. We are the saviors of my life.

So be it, until victory is ours and there is no hunger, but food comas!

Donut

Yeah, I followed the ol’ Blender donut tutorial. I haven’t used Blender in a while, and I wanted to get a refresher for version 4. I hadn’t done the donut tutorial before, so I figured now would be a good time. I like the result.